RAMBO : LAST BLOOD - Friday 27th September 2019.

'RAMBO : LAST BLOOD' is Rated R18+, which I saw for nostalgic reasons last week, because I grew up on a diet of '80's action movies featuring Sylvester Stallone and his contemporaries - among them none other than our titular fractured Vietnam War vet, John Rambo. So here we have what is likely to be (judging by the title) the last in the 'Rambo' action thriller film franchise that Actor, Director and Writer Sylvester Stallone has made his own. The franchise launched in 1982 with 'First Blood', then in 1985 with 'Rambo : First Blood Part II', then in 1988 with 'Rambo III' and in 2008 with 'Rambo', and now 'Last Blood' marks the fifth instalment. The series of four films so far were made for a combined US$153M and grossed worldwide US$728M and gave rise to an animated television series, comic books, novels, video games and even a Bollywood remake. Created by David Morrell in his debut 1972 novel 'First Blood' Stallone has played the title character of John Rambo in all films as a US Army Green Berets veteran who is traumatised by his experience in the Vietnam War, and uses the particular set of skills he gained there to fight police, enemy troops, drug cartels and anyone indiscriminate enough to get in his way. Stallone Co-Wrote the screenplays of all five films, and Directed 2008's 'Rambo'.

Here in only his second feature film Directing gig, after 'Get the Gringo' with Mel Gibson in 2012, Adrian Grunberg was announced as Director in August 2018 after ten years of to-ing and fro-ing on again off again Writing and Directing false starts. The film was made for US$50M, has so far recovered US$47M and garnered mostly negative press.

And so we join John Rambo attempting to rescue three wayward mountain hikers during the mother of all rainstorms. John is on his trusted steed and the gale force winds and driving rain are forcing the local search and rescue team off the mountain. Rambo comes across the dead body of the one of the hikers and continues his search. He comes across the other two cowering for shelter - one of whom wants to go off in search of his wife (the same dead body that Rambo saw earlier) and refuses Rambo's help, leaving a young woman to be rescued from an advancing torrent of water heading down the mountain towards them. Needless to say, Rambo saves the young woman, but not the other two.

As the storm clears and dawn rises we see Rambo riding back to his deceased fathers horse ranch somewhere in Arizona, settling the horse back in the stable and taking breakfast with his old friend with whom he manages the ranch, Maria Beltran (Adriana Barraza). Living with them is also Gabriela (Yvette Monreal), Maria's granddaughter, who has done so for the last ten years or so since her mother died of cancer and her father ran out on her never to be seen or heard from since.

Following an afternoon of horse riding together Gabriela reveals to Rambo that a friend of hers, Gizelle (Fenessa Pineda), has been able to locate Gabriela's biological father, Miguel (Rick Zingale), in Mexico. Against Rambo and Maria's staunch wishes, Gabriela secretly drives to Mexico to ask why Miguel had abandoned her and her mother years ago. Gizelle leads Gabriela to Miguel's apartment, where he tells her in no uncertain terms that he never really cared for Gabriela or her mother and that it was easy for him to turn his back on them. Heartbroken by this news, and now realising that the words of Rambo and Maria were correct in the first place, Gizelle takes Gabriele to a local night club where she is drugged and kidnapped by a local cartel for use in their own highly lucrative underground sex trade.

In the meantime, Maria has learned of Gabriela's disappearance in Mexico, and advises Rambo. He drives down to Mexico and interrogates both Miguel and Gizelle about Gabriela's whereabouts. Miguel has no idea but Gizelle is a different story. Rambo is reluctantly taken by Gizelle to the club where Gabriela was last seen, and confronts El Flaco (Pascacio Lopez) the man who was last seen with Gabriela, with non life threatening but very painful injuries. A mysterious woman, Carmen Delgado (Paz Vega) who was drinking alone at the bar, spied Rambo and noticed his actions watching El Flaco. She follows Rambo from a distance as El Flaco leads him to Gabriela's location.

Rambo is immediately confronted by armed members of the cartel led by Hugo and Victor Martinez (Sergio Peris-Mencheta and Oscar Jaenada respectively), then set upon, beaten up and marked by Victor with a cross carved into the cheek. They take his driver's license, revealing the ranch's location, and a photo of Gabriela, whom Victor recognises. The cartel vow to mistreat Gabriela further due to Rambo's intervention in their business, but Hugo lets Rambo live, much to Victor's disgust. So Victor promptly takes out his anger and frustration on the captive Gabriela.

Carmen takes Rambo back to her home where she cares for him until he fully recovers, and has a friend, who is a doctor, who gives him the once over, and stitches up his cheek. After four days, and Rambo has made a rapid recovering from the heavy beatings he sustained, Carmen reveals herself to be an independent journalist who has been investigating the Martinez brothers, the kidnappers and murderers of her own sister two years ago. Rambo later raids one of the brothels, killing several men until he finds a heavily drugged Gabriela. On the way back home in his pick-up truck, Rambo thanks Gabriela for giving him hope and purpose for the last ten years before she dies from a forced drug overdose.

Enraged, Rambo has Maria move away for her own safety suspecting that the Martinez brothers will now come after him. Over the course of the following week or so Rambo rigs the ranch and its labyrinth of underground tunnels built by Rambo many years ago for reasons that are not all that clear, with traps for a pending confrontation. The montage incidentally of Rambo digging trenches, setting booby traps, fixing up all manner of deadly weapons (and many of the DIY kind), and concealing shotguns, assault rifles, pistols, knives, axes, and bows in real time must have taken a couple of weeks but here it is glanced over as though it's all in a days work!

When his work is done (and you also have to wonder why the Martinez brothers leave it for so long to allow Rambo to prepare himself) he then returns back to Mexico to ask Carmen's help in finding Victor. Carmen initially refuses, believing that it will solve nothing, but is convinced after Rambo appeals to her grief and frustrations.

Rambo locates Victor's home, kills several armed guards and ultimately decapitates Victor. When the Police arrive, the paparazzi and Hugo they are confronted by the bloody scene all thorough the house and Victors headless body laying upright on his bed with a knife through his heart, and Rambo's driving license showing his address. On his drive back home, on a deserted highway Rambo dumps Victor's severed head out of the window.

Needless to say this is an open invitation for Hugo to retaliate, and in force. Hugo leads a group of his crack hitmen to Rambo's ranch, where each falls victim to the rigged traps. Cars get blown up and Hugo's henchmen all succumb to being burned to death, stabbed, speared, spiked, shot, sliced, diced and crushed in the most gruesome and violent means possible. 

Saving Hugo for last, after Rambo has detonated the extensive network of tunnels so forcing Hugo out, he leads him to the barn. There with pinpoint accuracy Rambo pins Hugo to the barn door using four very carefully targeted arrows with his crossbow. Rambo mutilates him by plunging his knife into his chest and ripping out his heart. In the aftermath, a weakened Rambo who has sustained two shots to his upper body, sits on the porch of his father's house in his favourite rocking chair, vowing to continue fighting and to keep the memories of his loved ones alive.

With any 'Rambo' film you know exactly what your in for, and here the 73 year old Actor and Writer Sly Stallone once again ramps up the action, the blood letting and the graphic violence. It seems that in 'Rambo : Last Blood' age shall not weary him - at least where the gratuitous multiple deaths are concerned, and all delivered in creative and inventive ways in the name of revenge. But outside of the killings, John Rambo has spent the last ten years ageing peacefully in small town America, trying to put his past life behind him and getting emotionally attached to two people he now holds dear - one of whom is abruptly and prematurely extinguished from his life. And for this, the perpetrators will pay the ultimate price! And they do, spilling their precious crimson stuff all over the place. If you're a die-hard fan of the Rambo franchise and like your body count high and delivered graphically, then this film is for you, but if you're not, then you're best off steering clear. At the tender rage of 73 Stallone still proves that he's got what it takes in the action genre to pack a punch and wield a knife, and thankfully this time around he keeps his shirt on, and his bandanna off, but don't expect too much smart dialogue or stirring emotion.

'Rambo : Last Blood' merits three claps of the Odeon Online clapperboard from a possible five.

-Steve, at Odeon Online-