THE CROW : Tuesday 3rd September 2024.

I saw the MA15+ rated 'THE CROW' at my local multiplex earlier this week, and this American gothic superhero film is Directed by Rupert Sanders who made his Directorial debut with 'Snow White and the Huntsman' in 2012 and followed this up with 'Ghost in the Shell' in 2017. This film is a reboot of 'The Crow' film series, it is the fifth film in the franchise, and is the second film, after the 1994 original film Directed by Alex Proyas, to adapt the 1989 comic book series by James O'Barr. This film adaptation saw its World Premiere in New York City on 20th August, was released in the US on 23rd August, here in Australia on 29th August, and has generated negative reviews from critics and has bombed at the Box Office, grossing so far just US$18M globally from a production budget of US$50M.

The film opens with Shelly (FKA Twigs) receiving a video-text from her friend Zadie (Isabella Wei) that incriminates Vincent Roeg (Danny Huston), a crime lord posing as a musical aristocrat. Choosing to save the video, despite knowing that possessing it would mean her death, Shelly attempts to go into hiding but is pursued soon afterwards by Roeg's henchmen. They call off their pursuit when Shelly is arrested for drug possession. Meanwhile Eric (Bill Skarsgard), an addict with a far from ideal childhood, struggles to maintain a grip on his life, suffers nightmares at a rehab centre, and is relentlessly picked on by other patients and staff alike. Zadie is captured and interrogated by Roeg. He reveals that, centuries ago, he had made a pact with the Devil to send innocent souls to Hell in exchange for eternal life. He forces Zadie to kill herself by whispering incantations in her ear. 

Shelly, a musician suffering similar issues to Eric is sent to the same rehab centre where Eric is housed. The two quickly form a firm bond. When Marian (Laura Birn), Roeg's right-hand woman, suddenly appears at the institution, Shelly panics and convinces Eric to help her escape. Breaking through a laundry window and over razor wire, they take refuge in the vacant home of one of Shelly's friends who is away indefinitely in Antigua, and the two soon fall in love and attempt to live a carefree life together, but are soon found by Roeg's men and suffocated to death. 

Eric wakes in a purgatory-like disused rail yard where Kronos (Sami Bouajila), a spirit guide, explains that Eric will have to kill Roeg and all of his associates in order to be reunited with Shelly. Revived and possessing the ability to rapidly self-heal from injuries, Eric visits Sophia (Josette Simon), Shelly's mother, who accompanied Marian to the rehab centre. Sophia reveals that she made a deal with Roeg - wealth in exchange for Shelly's soul. After Eric leaves, Roeg visits Sophia to ask about Eric and then forces her to jump off the roof to her death when dissatisfied with her answers. Eric proceeds to hunt down and kill several of Roeg's men, and afterwards finds Shelly's phone with the incriminating video revealing that Roeg had previously forced Shelly to kill a woman, having whispered incantations into her ear. 

Suddenly doubting his love for Shelly, Eric loses his ability to heal and is again killed. Returned to the afterlife, Eric makes a deal with Kronos to take Shelly's place in Hell in exchange for another chance to kill Roeg. Kronos grants Eric his wish saying that he will forever be banished to the depths of Hell, that his blood will run black, but that his superhuman strength and his ability to self-heal will be returned. 

Roeg learns of Eric's supernatural abilities and orders Marian to lure him to them in order to seize Eric's powers. Eric tracks Marian to an opera house, brutally killing all of Roeg's henchmen with a Samurai sword to reach her, but not before being riddled with more bullets than you could possibly count, which of course he is immune to. Marian reluctantly states Roeg's location at his country estate before Eric decapitates her. 

Eric drives to Roeg's estate where a fight breaks out between them both with Roeg managing to subdue Eric and attempts to steal his powers before Eric is able to transport them both to the afterlife, where he quickly finishes Roeg who is then pulled down into the abyss of Hell, and saves Shelly's soul. After Shelly rises to the surface the lovers share a brief reunion, before Shelly is revived on the night of their deaths and mourns for Eric after Kronos, disguised as a medic, tells her that he gave his life for her. Eric willingly accepts his fate, content in his belief that their souls will one day be reunited.

Much has been written about this turkey of a movie that really we didn't need when we have the cult classic 1994 version featuring Brandon Lee who so tragically died during the films production. Here Director Rupert Sanders has opted for style over substance with this gothic revenge thriller and a slow paced hardly convincing love story that is heavy on the imagery and the visceral action sequences particularly in the third act, but light on in terms of plot points. Bill Skarsgard gives his all as the tortured lost soul hell bent on avenging the death of his beloved girlfriend and who is pumped so full of lead its a wonder he could walk and dispense with all those nasty followers of Roeg in such a violent bloodfest, but all the other characters are largely one dimensional. For those of us familiar with the original film, don't bother having your judgement clouded by this unnecessary reboot, and for those of us who aren't don't waste your money on the price of a cinema ticket when you can stream it in a couple of months for a lot less. 

'The Crow' warrants two claps of the Odeon Online clapperboard from a possible five claps.

-Steve, at Odeon Online-

GHOST IN THE SHELL : Tuesday 4th April 2017.

'GHOST IN THE SHELL' which I saw earlier last week is a Japanese media franchise that had its origins way back in 1989, having been published as a series of comics aimed squarely at the youth and more mature male market written and illustrated by Masamune Shirow, which is the pen name for manga artist Masanori Ota. The works under this title have subsequently led to two theatrical anime movies, two anime television series, an anime television movie, a theatrical live action movie, and several video games. The original premise told of the fictional counter-cyberterrorist organisation Public Security Section 9 (a special-operations task-force made up of former military officers and Police detectives) led by protagonist Major Motoko Kusanagi in mid-21st Century Japan. Here, computer technology has advanced to the point where many members of the public possess cyberbrains, technology that allows them to interface their biological brain with a variety of networks. The level of cyberization varies from basic minimal interfaces to almost complete replacement of the brain with cybernetic components, in cases of severe trauma. This can also be combined with various levels of prostheses, with a fully prosthetic body enabling a person to become a cyborg. Major Motoko Kusanagi, is such a cyborg, having had a terrible accident as a child that ultimately required her to use a full-body prosthesis to house her cyberbrain.

With that lesson over, this live action version finally hits our screens after some time of dazzling Previews. Directed by Rupert Sanders in only his second feature film outing after 2012's 'Snow White and the Huntsman', this film was released in the US at the end of March, having Premiered in Tokyo a fortnight earlier, was made for US$110M and has so far recouped US$125M and has garnered largely average Reviews.

This adaptation centres around Major (Scarlett Johansson) - the first of a kind cyber-enhanced human who has been perfectly engineered to be the ultimate soldier who exists only to stop the world's most dangerous notorious criminals. After an impressive opening credits sequence in which we see Major produced and ultimately come to life, we learn that in this near future world 73% of all humans have some sort of technological enhancement - these can take the form of limbs, eyes, internal organs for enhanced vision, strength and stamina and intelligence. Hanka Robotics is the world leading cutting edge company and the forefront of augmentative technology, and they are working on a secret project to develop an all mechanical synthetic body, or 'shell' that houses a human brain containing the mind, memories, the soul, or 'ghost', hence 'Ghost in the Shell'! The test subject is Mira Killian (Scarlett Johansson) the only survivor of a cyberterrorist attack that left her body trashed and beyond repair, but her brain intact and fully functional.

Doctor Ouelet (Juliette Binoche) is Mira's designer and she objects to Hanka's determined CEO Cutter (Peter Ferdinando) to weaponise Mira against future terrorism threats, but she reluctantly agrees, because really, what else can she do? We then fast forward a year, and the fully functioning weaponised Mira has now secured the rank of Major at counter-terrorist bureau 'Section 9'. Major now works in a tight knit unit of similarly cyber enhanced humans to varying degrees -  Batou (Pilou Basaek), Togusa (Chin Han) and Chief Daisuke Aramaki ('Beat' Takeshi Katana) - the latter being the Chief Executive Director of Section 9. Major and her team successfully thwart a terrorist attack at a Hanka business conference dinner, destroying a rogue robotic geisha after it murders a hostage.

Back at Hanka HQ the now defunct geisha robot is being examined, where it is determined that it was hacked by an unknown presence known only as 'Kuze'. The Major takes it upon herself to break with normal protocols and 'dives' in the geisha's artificial brain, which could be potentially very dangerous, as it proves to be with the unknown Kuze launching a counter-hack. This causes Batou to disconnect her from the robot geisha, but not before she has determined that the location of the hack is from a Yakuza nightclub. The Major and her crew converge on the club but a trap has been set, during which an explosion occurs costing Batou the sight in both eyes, and significant body damage to the Major's shell.

Kuze is systematically taking down Hanka operatives, and following the murder of a senior researcher,  Major comes to the conclusion that Doctor Ouelet is next on the hit list. Batou has now had surgery giving him pair of telephoto X-Ray vision eyes, and the Major has had a full body overhaul making her as good as new. They rush to locate Ouelet who is under siege from two garbage collectors who are under the mind control of Kuze. One of them is taken out by Batou and the other is captured alive still under the control of Kuze, and interrogated by the Major.

Togusa is able to trace the location of the hack, which leads them to a place where a large cohort of humans are all linked together creating a network of intelligence. In the ensuing fray the Major is separated from Batou and Togusa and is captured by Kuze (Michael Pitt), who reveals himself to be just like her, but a failed predecessor to the experiments that ultimately created her - the project known as 2571. Kuze is sympathetic to the Major and means her no harm, instead urging her to question her own human memories to seek out the truth to who she really is and how she came to be. He then frees her, and escapes into the night.

Seeking the truth the Major confronts Ouelet, who confesses that she was the 99th test subject, and the only one of the previous experiments to survive. At this point Cutter decides that the Major has become too much of a liability and a risk to the future project and that she must be terminated, and that Ouelet should switch her off for good. Instead Ouelet gives the Major a stimulant serum and an address which will help answer her questions as to her origins and helps her to escape the Hanka HQ. Cutter shoots Ouelet dead and advises Aramaki that the Major has gone full rogue, cannot be trusted and is to be terminated on sight.

The Major traces back the address given to her by Ouelet. This leads her to a dense high rise apartment block that is occupied by a widowed mother whose only daughter disappeared a year ago, was subsequently arrested and then took her own life in custody. Her name was Motoko Kusanagi. Meanwhile Cutter's henchmen all try to take out Batou, Togusa and Aramaki who all thwart the attempts on their respective lives, while the Major follows her human memories to the place where Motoko was last seen alive. Once there, she meets with Kuze again and together they recollect their lives of just over a year ago as anti-enhancement protesters who were abducted by Hanka as test subjects for the cyber experiment project.

Cutter has been tracing the Major, and remotely deploys a 'spider-tank' to take them both out with heavy artillery once and for all. Ultimately Kuze perishes at the hands of a sniper from Section 6, but not before the Major was able to disarm the spider-tank by ripping out its motor, costing her an arm in the process. Batou and Togusa come to the rescue, better late than never, while Aramaki shoots Cutter dead. Later, repaired and back to full fighting fitness, Major Mira Killian is getting used to her true identity as Motoko Kusanagi, and embraces her mother, before returning to her day job at Section 9.

'Ghost in the Shell' is a visual feast for the senses - all futuristic heavily stacked urban development, bright neon lights, holographic advertising billboards, and cyber enhanced bodies at every turn. There will be inevitable comparisons to 'Blade Runner' and there are nods also to 'Terminator', 'Robocop' and even 'The Matrix' that will keep you amused and entertained as you seek out these references and keep a watchful eye on the storyline which is really rather basic when you distill it down. That said, Johansson plays her character well, but for a film that explores what it means to be human amidst mad scientists, megalomaniacal Chief Executives, terror plots, brain transplants, body hacking and futuristic metropolis Asian life, then this is all too lightly skirted over in favour of the CGI and the action which is well realised and delivered I hasten to add, but how true this is to the original source material only you can determine, if you know it, and if you really care!

-Steve, at Odeon Online-

What's new in Odeon's this week : Thursday 30th March 2017.

With the release of 'The Lego Batman Movie' this week, it may come as a surprise to some that Lego have in fact been producing films and television series for a good number of years now. Lego officially broke into the movie making business back in 2003 with a series of films based on their 'Bionicle' range at first in conjunction with Miramax for the initial trilogy, and then with Universal for a reboot. After four films in the 'Bionicle' franchise between 2003 and 2009, Lego followed this up with their first feature length CGI animated adventure comedy 'Lego : The Adventures of Clutch Powers' which spawned a mini-sequel and a short film. In 2005 Lego capitalised upon their tie in with the Star Wars franchise with a number of short films and television specials, which has so far yielded ten such stories right up to 2016. Since 2013 there have also been a range of seven Lego Superhero films based on the DC Universe mostly featuring Batman, and the Justice League, with two short 22 minute films featuring our friends from the Marvel Universe too. The Lego Ninjago series has been hugely popular in its television series format running for six years so far over 64 episodes to date with a full length feature offering due later in 2017. In the meantime there has also been 'The Hero Factory' series, 'Lego Scooby-Doo' series and the 'Lego Friends' series and other one offs based on popular films and television series including Monty Python's Holy Grail, Indiana Jones, Jurassic World, Atlantis, and The Simpsons. In collaboration with Warner Animation Group Lego have so far released the hugely successful 'The Lego Movie' in 2014, 'The Lego Batman Movie' this year and as Previewed below, with 'The Lego Ninjago Movie' due in November, and with 'The Lego Movie Sequel' and 'The Billion Brick Race' both in development for 2019.

Turning form CGI driven animated interlocking bricks to the coming week, we have five new cinematic releases that offer a high octane Sci-Fi actioner set in a Japan of the near future and based on a cyber manga franchise now approaching thirty years old. We then have a small interconnecting bricks DC character inspired film about Gotham City's finest Superhero going head to head and brick to brick with his arch nemesis and just about every other arch criminal from popular culture you care to remember; before moving onto two critically acclaimed Foreign Language Film offerings that were both up for the Best Foreign Language Film at the recent Oscar Awards Ceremony - one from Denmark and a true account of young German POW forced to clean up their own mess in a small corner of Denmark immediately following the end of the war, and the second from Sweden about a grumpy old man. We then wrap up with an animated reboot of little blue and white critters who have been going strong for fifty years or so and whose latest adventure takes them on a journey of discovery, secrets and danger.

When you have sat through any one of these films as Previewed below, or those as Reviewed and Previewed amongst these previous Blog pages, be sure to leave your valued, constructive and relevant feedback, by leaving your movie going thoughts and opinions in the Comments section below this or any other Post. We'd love to hear from you, and meanwhile, enjoy your film in the coming week.

'GHOST IN THE SHELL' (Rated M) -  is a Japanese media franchise that had it origins way back in 1989, having been published as a series of comics aimed squarely at the youth and more mature male market written and illustrated by Masamune Shirow which is the pen name for manga artist Masanori Ota whose works under this title have subsequently led to two theatrical anime movies, two anime television series, an anime television movie, a theatrical live action movie, and several video games. The original premise told of the fictional counter-cyberterrorist organisation Public Security Section 9 (a special-operations task-force made up of former military officers and police detectives) led by protagonist Major Motoko Kusanagi in mid-21st Century Japan. Here, computer technology has advanced to the point where many members of the public possess cyberbrains, technology that allows them to interface their biological brain with a variety of networks. The level of cyberization varies from basic minimal interfaces to almost complete replacement of the brain with cybernetic components, in cases of severe trauma. This can also be combined with various levels of prostheses, with a fully prosthetic body enabling a person to become a cyborg. Major Motoko Kusanagi, is such a cyborg, having had a terrible accident as a child that ultimately required her to use a full-body prosthesis to house her cyberbrain.

With that lesson over, this live action version finally hits our screens this week after some time of dazzling Previews. Directed by Rupert Sanders in only his second feature film outing after 2012's 'Snow White and the Huntsman', this film adaptation centres around Major (Scarlett Johansson) - the first of a kind cyber-enhanced human who has been perfectly engineered to be the prefect soldier who exists only to stop the world's most dangerous notorious criminals. With technology reaching new heights that allows terrorists to hack into  the minds of the people and ultimately take control of them, the Major is best qualified to stop them. As Major steps up to the plate to vanquish her dastardly foe, she learns that she has been lied to and everything about her life is not as she was led to believe - that she was not saved and made in to what she is today, but rather her life was stolen! She will stop at nothing therefore to recover her past and stop those responsible before others befall the same fate. Also starring Michael Pitt, Juliette Binoche, Takeshi Kitano and Pilou Asbaek.

'THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE' (Rated PG) - featuring an all star voice cast this film is a spin off from the hugely successful 2014 'The Lego Movie' which took a cool US$470M from its US$60M production budget. This instalment is Directed by Chris McKay on a budget of US$80M and has so far grossed US$293M since its US release in early February. Here the story centres around Bruce Wayne (aka Batman, aka the voice of Will Arnett) who is living the reclusive life in his mansion with his Butler Alfred (Ralph Fiennes). When he's not fighting crime, his arch nemesis The Joker (Zach Galifianakis) musters up all the super crims he can possibly round up to thwart Gotham City's Batman once and for all. Meanwhile new Police Commissioner Barbara Gordon (Rosario Dawson) suggests to the Batman that he should take on a closer working relationship with the local city law enforcement authorities. Following some sort of misunderstanding Wayne inadvertently adopts orphan Dick Grayson (Michael Cera) and so it boils down to Wayne, Grayson, Alfred and Gordon to save Gotham from the Joker and his army of  super villains. Also starring the voice talents of Eddie Izzard, Seth Green, Zoe Kravitz, Mariah Carey,  Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Adam DeVine and Billy Dee Williams amongst others. 'The Lego Ninjago Movie' is due for release at the back end of 2017, with a sequel to this film already announced for an early 2019 release.

'LAND OF MINE' (Rated MA15+) - this Danish/German Co-production had its Premier at TIFF in September 2015, and was released in its native Denmark in early December 2015. Only now does this highly acclaimed foreign language offering arrive into Australian cinema's off the back of 26 award wins and nineteen further nominations including a Best Foreign Language Film nod at this years recent Academy Awards. Telling the true WWII story of the days immediately after the surrender of Germany in May 1945 when a group of about 2,000 German Prisoners of War were handed over to Danish authorities and sent out to the west coast where they were forced to clear up to two million land mines buried in the sand along the coastal beaches there by the Germans when they occupied the country. Many were teenagers and all were ill equipped to get down on their hands and knees and carry out such dangerous work. One such group under the unscrupulous supervision of Sergeant Carl Leopold Rasmussen (Roland Moller) did it tough with his unrelenting unsympathetic views towards his former occupiers. Many lost their lives in doing so. As the days and weeks pass by, Rasmussen however, grows more and more conflicted in his feelings towards the young lads under his charge - especially, one, the protective and natural leader of the group Sebastian Schumann (Louis Hofmann). A tale of tragedy, tension, compassion and the human spirit as Directed and Written by Martin Zandvliet, this film cost US$5.2M to make and has so far grossed US$2.2M.

'A MAN CALLED OVE' (Rated M) - another Best Foreign Language Film nominee at this years Academy Awards was this Swedish comedy drama film Written and Directed by Hannes Holm and based on the 2012 book of the same name by Fredrik Backman. Released in its native Sweden at Christmas time 2015, this film only now too has a limited release in Australia, but being the recipient of thirteen award wins and another 22 nominations, may be well worth hunting out. Telling the story of Ove (Rolf Lassgard), a grumpy, ill tempered, opinionated and isolated retiree who spends his time  enforcing the rules and regulations around the residential estate where he lives, and visiting the graveyard of his dearly beloved wife. When he finally decides to check out by his own hand, he quickly comes to realise that suicide is not a easy as he thought, and to make matters worse when new neighbours move in next door, an unlikely friendship unfolds that gives the grumpy old man a different perspective on life. The film has so far taken US$26M at the Box Office.

'SMURFS : THE LOST VILLAGE' (Rated G) - the Smurfs date back to the late 1950's in French/Belgian comics, and in the last sixty of so years the Smurfs have evolved to take in animated feature films, television series, video games, music recordings, merchandise, theme park rides, and even 'Smurfs on Ice' (not the illicit type either, although . . . !) As recently as 2011 there have been what was originally said to be a trilogy of films from Sony Pictures Animation launching with the live action/CGI offering 'The Smurfs' which grossed a cool US$564M. In 2013 along came 'The Smurfs 2' which grossed US$348M. Now in 2017, Directed by Kelly Asbury we have this rendition that is not a sequel to the 2013 Smurf outing but a fully animated reboot of the franchise and is unrelated to the earlier two movies. Here we find Smurfette (Demi Lovato) trying to find her place in the village. She comes across a mysterious map in the Forbidden Forest which prompts her, and her friends Brainy (Danny Pudi), Clumsy (Jack McBrayer) and Hefty (Joe Manganiello) to locate a lost village where SmurfStorm (Michelle Rodriguez), SmurfLily (Ariel Winter), SmurfWillow (Julia Roberts) and SmurfBlossom (Ellie Kemper), SmurfMelody (Meghan Trainor) and others live, and in so doing discover the biggest secret in all of Smurfdom. Along the way their journey is full of action, adventure, surprise, danger and discovery, but the clock is ticking too, and the evil wizard Gargamel (Rainn Wilson) is on the hunt and on their tails! Also starring the voice talents of Mandy Patinkin as Papa Smurf and Gordon Ramsay (yes, the Celebrity Chef!) as Baker Smurf and others, of course.

Five new movie offerings this week to drag you out kicking and screaming to your nearby cinema that offers something for the kids, something for the family, something for the Sci-fi action geeks and something for the lovers of foreign language independent fare. Share your movie going thoughts with us here, and in the meantime, I'll see you somewhere, sometime at your local Odeon.

-Steve, at Odeon Online-