Odeon Online is pleased to reveal it's new movie rating methodology appearing with your next review.
Movie critics around the world mostly review their films using a star rating from one to five. This seems to make sense since just about everything has a star rating these days from Hotels, to Insurance Companies, to Cars, to Movies, and all manner of things in between.
All that said, at Odeon Online, we strive to be a little different, to be less conformist, and to make our own way.
The 'Clapperboard' is a globally recognised piece of movie making hardware and indispensable equipment that you'll find on every film and television production set. So it seems fitting therefore, that at Odeon Online we will award a 'Clapperboard Rating' from one to five in the reviews posted for your ease of reference and to easily distinguish between celluloid crap and movie masterpiece!
Enjoy the new ratings, and hopefully you'll find them useful.
1 X Clapperboard : don't bother - rent a DVD instead!
2 X Clapperboards : OK only - you can easily wait for the DVD!
3 X Clapperboards : worth the price of a ticket, and good entertainment!
4 X Clapperboards : a must see - rush to your local Odeon soon!
5 X Clapperboards : one of the films of the year!
Movies - see as many as you can!
-Steve, at Odeon Online-
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