BULLET TRAIN : Tuesday 9th August 2022.

I saw the MA15+ Rated 'BULLET TRAIN' earlier this week and this American action comedy film is Co-Produced and Directed by David Leitch whose previous film making credits include his uncredited debut on 2014's 'John Wick' with Chad Stahelski, then 'Atomic Blonde' in 2017, 'Deadpool 2' in 2018 and 'Fast and Furious Presents : Hobbs & Shaw' in 2019. The film is based on the Japanese novel 'Maria Beetle' by Kotaro Isaka, and was released in the US last week too, having been originally slated for release on 8th April before being delayed to 15th July then again to 29th July and then finally settling on 5th August. It had its World Premiere in Paris, France on 18th July. The film has grossed so far US$72M from its production budget of about US$88M and has garnered mixed or average reviews.

The film opens with a distraught father, Yuichi Kimura (Andrew Koji) looking over his young son laying in a hospital bed in a coma having been thrown off a supermarket roof. His father, The Elder (Hiroyuki Sanada) enters the room and asks his son what was he doing while his son was on the supermarket roof? A father is supposed to look out for their children! Kimura swears vengeance on the person who threw his son off the roof. We then cut to former professional assassin codenamed Ladybug (Brad Pitt), who has recently attended therapy, returns to work with a new positive spin on life. He is tasked by his handler, Maria Beetle (Sandra Bullock), to complete what appears to be a simple task - to collect a briefcase aboard a bullet train travelling from Tokyo to Kyoto after her usual contact, Carver, is forced to cancel due to illness. Ladybug is at first reluctant, as his notorious years long run of bad luck continues to haunt him every job he gets, resulting in numerous accidental deaths. 

Unknown to Ladybug, three other assassins are onboard - hitmen brothers Tangerine (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) and Lemon (Brian Tyree Henry) and The Prince (Joey King) a mercenary posing as an English schoolgirl. The former two have been tasked by the ruthless Russian, The White Death, head of the world’s largest crime syndicate, who has taken control of the Japanese criminal underworld by force wiping out everyone who gets in his way. The brothers find their employment to be somewhat suspicious given The White Death specifically contracted them for their participation for a job in Bolivia in which the pair singlehandedly took out sixteen goons and an innocent bystander. 

Having retrieved The White Death’s kidnapped son and the briefcase containing his US$10M in ransom monies, the brothers are delivering both to Kyoto. Meanwhile in the First Class cabins, The Prince summons fellow assassin, Yuichi Kimura, to the train, having pushed his young son off the roof of the supermarket. She has already planted an associate at the hospital ready to finish the boy off, should Kimura fail in any way to cooperate with her plan, which involves rigging the briefcase and Kimura’s gun with explosives to kill White Death, who is known for executing his adversaries by turning their own weapons on them. Successfully stealing the briefcase, Ladybug is ambushed by another assassin, code-named The Wolf (Benito A. Martinez Ocasio), who had arrived seeking revenge for the deaths of his wife and his entire cartel, poisoned at their Mexican wedding. After a brief fight, The Wolf is accidentally killed when his knife thrown at Ladybug ricochet's off the briefcase and straight back into his own heart, and then just to add insult to that injury when he collapses backwards he breaks his neck on the briefcase sitting upright at Ladybug's feet. 

After the brothers find the briefcase to be missing, they also then find White Death’s son dead by apparent poisoning. The Prince convinces Tangerine in believing that Ladybug is responsible, while Ladybug attempts to negotiate with Lemon but is forced to render him unconscious. Ladybug runs into the Wolf’s intended target, The Hornet (Zazie Beetz), the poisoner who massacred his wedding, revealed be the one who killed White Death’s son some 42 minutes earlier. She stabs Ladybug with a syringe of boomslang (a large highly venomous snake) venom in the back of the hand but fails to push down the plunger of the syringe, so he removes the syringe and injects her in the arm, ensuring the venom is all injected. Within thirty second The Hornet is dead having bled out from her eyes, nose and mouth, but not before the Hornet injects him with her only dose of anti-venom. 

Tangerine located Ladybug and the pair get into a fight both inside and outside the train, but eventually reach a stalemate with Ladybug helping Tangerine convince White Death’s men that his son and the briefcase are safe. However, their cunning plan is foiled when Ladybugs run of bad luck exposes their ruse. He then kicks Tangerine off the train. Meanwhile, suspicious of Kimura and the Prince, Lemon shoots Kimura in the stomach but falls victim to an innocent looking bottle of water that was drugged by Ladybug earlier with an extra large dose of sleeping powder. He is shot several times in the chest at close range by the Prince. After literally punching his way back onto the train through the front windscreen, Tangerine finds his brother’s body and confronts the Prince, who had a sticker of Diesel, a locomotive from Thomas & Friends, stuck onto her back. Lemon learned everything he knew about people from watching every episode of Thomas the Tank Engine as a child and so believes that Diesel cannot be trusted. The Prince though manipulates Ladybug into fighting Tangerine, resulting in him being fatally shot in the neck and bleeding out before he could warn Ladybug of The Prince. Kimura’s father, The Elder, boards the train and reveals himself as a former Yakuza lieutenant whose wife and associates were killed in White Death’s rise to power.

The Elder in the meantime has ensured that his grandson in hospital is safe by having The Prince's associate minding him killed. He and Ladybug find Kimura and Lemon still alive, with the former nursing a shot to the gut and the latter having worn a bulletproof vest, as he always does. They then all prepare themselves for the ambush awaiting them at their Kyoto destination. 

The train arrives in Kyoto, and Ladybug is met by White Death (Michael Shannon) and his henchmen. The Prince, revealed to be White Death’s very angry daughter, tries to goad him into shooting her with Kimura’s booby-trapped gun, but he instead tells her she was never part of his plan. The White Death goes on to explain that he hired all the assassins aboard the train as revenge for the murder of his wife.

Following the massacre of sixteen of his men by Tangerine and Lemon during 'The Bolivia Job', his wife was called to bail their son out of jail and was killed by Carver (Ryan Reynolds in a blink and you'll miss it cameo), who was meant to take out her husband. The only surgeon that could have saved his wife was poisoned by the Hornet, thereby almost guaranteeing her death. Blaming the brothers, Carver, the Hornet and his own son, White Death had arranged for all the assassins including the Wolf, and Ladybug, who unwittingly replaced Carver on the bullet train to kill each other and his son. However, before White Death can kill Ladybug, the briefcase bomb is triggered by a pair of hapless henchmen, knocking them both back onto the train, which Lemon starts up again at full speed ahead.

As the train hurtles along the tracks out of control, the Elder battles it out with White Death while Kimura and Ladybug fight off his numerous henchmen. Lemon tackles a goon off the train as it traverses a bridge and the both fall into the river below. The train ultimately runs out of tracks and derails, crashing through a forest and then into a nearby town destroying everything, and it, in its path. Ladybug is held at gunpoint by White Death who has The Elders Samurai sword buried deep in his shoulder. He attempts to shoot Ladybug, but is killed himself when Kimura’s gun explodes, ripping off half his face. Ladybug, Kimura, and his father, as they hobble through the wreckage and after The Elder has retrieved his sword from the White Death's shoulder, are confronted by the murderous Prince, who gloats that her luck is what resulted in the White Death’s undoing. As she proclaims herself to be the new White Death, poised with an assault rifle pointed squarely at the three of them, the Prince is mowed down by Lemon driving a truck carrying tangerines. Maria arrives to rescue Ladybug, who has consequently immersed himself in a more optimistic outlook on life and fate.

'Bullet Train' is an entertaining piece of action comedy with the emphasis on the action and less so on the comedy although I did find myself chuckling several times as both the verbal and the sight gags landed. The action comes thick and fast in kinetically choreographed fight sequences, and the melee of characters means you really need to concentrate on who's who in the zoo, but they are all in some way a necessary addition to the at times convoluted and over exaggerated plot. Messrs Pitt, Taylor-Johnson and Tyree Henry carry this film along on their coats tails with a deft touch at the action comedy genre that is as much a nod to Quentin Tarantino as it is to Guy Ritchie, with whom Brad Pitt has worked with both Directors in the past. And in David Leitch, he has once again proven his Directing chops with a fast paced, adrenalin fuelled colourful action fest full of memorable characters, an ensemble cast and a number of great cameo's along the way (including Ryan Reynolds and David Leitch himself), who all look as though they were having a blast shooting this movie. 

'Bullet Train' merits four claps of the Odeon Online clapperboard from a possible five claps. 

-Steve, at Odeon Online-

What's new in Odeon's this week : Thursday 4th August 2022.

The 70th Melbourne International Film Festival (MIFF) is an annual film festival held over three weeks in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. This year it runs in cinema's across the city from Thursday 4th August until Sunday 21st August and online from Thursday 11th until Sunday 28th August. It was founded in 1952 and is one of the oldest film festivals in the world following the founding of the Venice Film Festival in 1932, Cannes Film Festival in 1939 and Berlin Film Festival in 1951. MIFF’s 2022 in-cinema programme features eighteen days of premiere showcases, international features, exclusive screenings, commissioned works, panel discussions, industry events, live talks and XR experiences for cinephiles of all tastes and persuasions. 

This years Opening Night gala film presentation is the Australian feature 'Of an Age' Written and Directed by Goran Stolevski in only his second feature film outing following 'You Won't Be Alone' released earlier this year. The Closing Night gala film is the Australian documentary 'Clean' Directed and Co-Edited by Lachlan McLeod.

MIFF’s film competition, Bright Horizons, recognises the new, the next, the breakthrough and the best, as it presents an extraordinary international line-up of first and second-time filmmakers competing for one of the richest film prizes in the world. Initially comprising three awards, the MIFF Film Competition includes as its flagship prize the AU$140K Bright Horizons Award – the richest feature film prize in the Southern Hemisphere, plus the Blackmagic Design Australian Innovation Award and the MIFF Audience Award. There are eleven feature films in competition, and they are :-

* 'Aftersun' from the UK and Written and Directed by Charlotte Wells. Coming of age drama about a father–daughter bond and the small moments that build it, and those that threaten to break it. Australian Premier.

* 'The Cow Who Sang a Song Into the Future' from Chile, France, Germany and the USA and Co-Written and Directed by Francisca Alegria. This drama fantasy is a surreal, offbeat fable of environmental destruction and familial reconciliation. Australian Premier.

* 'Domingo and the Mist' from Costa Rica and Qatar and Directed, Co-Produced and Written by Ariel Escalante Meza. In this drama fantasy a widower resists attempts to oust him from the land where his wife’s spirit returns to him as an ethereal mist. Australian Premier.

* 'Leonor Will Never Die' from the Philippines and Written and Directed by Martika Ramirez Escobar. This action crime fantasy drama sees fiction clashing with reality as an elderly filmmaker becomes the hero of her own life. Victorian Premier.

* 'Mass' from the USA and Written and Directed by Fran Kranz. This crime drama has two couples whose world's collide for a painful emotional reckoning in the aftermath of a school shooting. Australian Premier.

* 'Neptune Frost' from Rwanda and the USA and Co-Produced and Co-Directed by Anisia Uzeyman and Saul Williams, Written and Composed by Saul Williams and lensed by Anisia Uzeyman. This Sci-Fi LGBTQIA+ drama set in a past, present and future Rwanda unfolds like a dream, as a young coltan miner encounters Neptune Frost, an intersex hacker who leads us down a trans-dimensional rabbit hole of post-colonial possible realities. Australian Premier.

* 'Petrol' from Australia and Written and Directed by Alena Lodkina. This drama offering is about an idealistic film student who is drawn into an enigmatic performance artist’s shadowy world. World Premier.

* 'Playground' from Belgium and Written and Directed by Laura Wandel. This coming of age drama offers up a gripping child’s-eye view of the cycles of bullying and how the schoolyard mirrors the ‘playground’ of adult life. Australian Premier.

* 'Robe of Gems' from Argentina and Mexico and Written, Co-Produced, Directed and Co-Edited by Natalia Lopez Gallardo. This crime drama explored the murky complexities of the Mexican drug trade. Australian Premier.

* 'Rodeo' from France and Co-Written and Directed by Lola Quivoron. This crime drama film is about a daredevil female motorcyclist who revs after a place to belong. Australian Premier.
* 'The Stranger' from Australia and Witten and Directed by Thomas M. Wright. This crime drama follows two brooding strangers, one a ragged loner and the other, a criminal, introduced by a mutual associate in the West Australian badlands. A single father, the criminal takes a special interest in the impoverished loner, while in the background one of the nation’s largest Police operations closes in.

For the full line up of all films, events and activities taking place at this years 70th Melbourne International Film Festival, you can go to the official website at : https://miff.com.au/

This week then with five new cinematic offerings to tease you out to your local Odeon, we kick off with an action comedy that sees five assassins who find themselves on a fast moving bullet train from Tokyo to Kyoto with only a few stops in between, and in time they discover that their missions are not unrelated to each other. Next up is a New Zealand film about a self-destructive teenager who, upon returning home from his boarding school discovers his gin-soaked grandmother has moved in, and so the stage is set for a battle of wills to begin. Then we have a drama romance story concerning two strangers who wind up double-booked in the same upstate New York rental during the start of COVID-19, with the lockdown forcing them both to stay and confront the unexpected feelings that develop between them. This is followed by a Swedish comedy crime caper that sees the family patriarch serving jail time and by the time he is released ten months later his cronies now lead honest lives, but when he is tipped off about a lucrative job, to pull off the heist he will need his old friends. And we close out the week with a French comedy about a man who believes his job in a government department is set for life until cuts in spending put him at odds with a ruthless ministerial inspector who will stop at nothing to oust him from his job. 

Whatever your taste in big screen film entertainment is this week - be it any of the five latest release new films as Previewed below, or those doing the rounds currently on general release or as Reviewed and Previewed in previous Blog Posts here at Odeon Online, you are most welcome to share your movie going thoughts, opinions and observations by leaving your relevant, succinct and appropriate views in the Comments section below this or any other Post. We'd love to hear from you, and in the meantime, enjoy your big screen Odeon outing during the week ahead.

'BULLET TRAIN' (Rated MA15+) - this American action comedy film is Co-Produced and Directed by David Leitch whose previous film making credits include his uncredited debut on 2014's 'John Wick' with Chad Stahelski, then 'Atomic Blonde' in 2017, 'Deadpool 2' in 2018 and 'Fast and Furious Presents : Hobbs & Shaw' in 2019. The film is based on the Japanese novel 'Maria Beetle' by Kotaro Isaka, and is released in the US this week also.

Trained killer Ladybug (Brad Pitt) wants to give up the life but is pulled back in by his handler Maria Beetle (Sandra Bullock) in order to collect a briefcase on a bullet train heading from Tokyo to Kyoto, Japan. Onboard the train, he and other competing assassins discover their objectives are all connected. Also starring Joey King, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Brian Tyree Henry, Michael Shannon, Zazie Beetz, Logan Lerman, Andrew Koji and Hiroyuki Sanada. 

'JUNIPER' (Rated M) - is a New Zealand film Witten, and Directed by Matthew Saville in his debut feature film making offering. Here, when a self-destructive teenager Sam (George Ferrier) is suspended from school and asked to look after his feisty alcoholic grandmother Ruth (Charlotte Rampling) as a punishment, the crazy time they spend together turns his life around and enables her to face her own mortality. Also starring Marton Csokas, the film has generated widespread Critical acclaim. 

'ALONE TOGETHER' (Rated M) - this drama romance film is Written, Directed, Co-Produced and stars Katie Holmes in only her second feature film making outing following 2016's 'All We Had'. Travelling upstate for a short romantic getaway to escape the pandemic in New York City, food critic June's (Katie Holmes) plans go awry right from the off. Arriving at the AirBnB in advance of her boyfriend, John (Derek Luke), she is shocked to discover it has been double-booked by recently single Charlie (Jim Sturgess). When John decides to stay in the city to care for his parents, June has to settle in for the long haul as she realises that the initial two weeks of the pandemic might just drag on a little bit longer than anyone anticipated. As spring begins to unfold around them, June and Charlie make the most of the sudden break in their routines and develop an unexpected intimacy as they bond over their goals, ambitions and, of course, relationships. 

'THE JONSSON GANG' (Rated PG) - is a comedy crime film Co-Written and Directed by Tomas Alfredson whose previous film making credits include 2008's 'Let the Right One In', 2011's 'Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy' and 2017's 'The Snowman'. Featuring the family of felons who first appeared on Swedish screens way back in 1981, here the popular franchise gets its second reboot following the failure of its first attempt in 2015. Here then, after a failed heist, Charles Ingvar 'Sickan' Jonsson (Henrik Dorsin) spends ten months in prison. By the time he is released, his cronies now lead honest upstanding law abiding lives. When he is tipped off about a lucrative job, to pull off the heist he will need his old friends to return to the fold. Also starring Anders Johansson, David Sundin and Hedda Stiernstedt. 

'EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH' (Rated M) - this French comedy film is Written, Directed and stars Jerome Commandeur in only his second feature film following 2016's 'Ma familie t'adore deja', although he has thirty-two credits as an Actor. An irresistible force meets an immovable object when a zealous ministerial inspector Isabelle Bailliencourt (Pascale Arbillot), determined to do everything in her power to make cuts in civil service spending, comes up against Vincent Peltier (Jerome Commandeur), a peaceful civil servant at the Water and Forestry Department in Limoges. As far as he’s concerned, his job, is 'guaranteed for life!' The war of nerves has only just begun when she transfers him from one meaningless job to another and to some of the must inhospitable places on Earth, including the North Pole where he meets Eva Brebant (Laetitia Dosch), a scientist that changes his perspective on life. It is time for him to make a decision.

With five new release movie offerings this week to tempt you out to your local Odeon, remember to share your movie going thoughts with your other like minded cinephile friends afterwards here at Odeon Online. In the meantime, I'll see you sometime somewhere at your local Odeon in the coming week.

-Steve, at Odeon Online-