Monday, 12 June 2017

WONDER WOMAN : Tuesday 6th June 2017.

'WONDER WOMAN' which I saw last week had her beginnings as 'Wonder Woman' first appearing in the October 1941 edition of All Star Comics #8. Her origin story tells us that she was sculpted from clay by her mother Queen Hippolyta and given life by Aphrodite, along with superhuman powers as gifts by the Greek Gods. The character is a founding member of the Justice League, demigoddess, and warrior princess of the Amazonian people. In her homeland, she is Princess Diana of Themyscira, and outside of it, she is known by her civilian identity Diana Prince. And so now 'Wonder Woman' gets her very own feature length stand alone movie, having taken seventy years to first appear in 2016's 'Batman v. Superman : Dawn of Justice' although by then Diana Prince was a fully formed bona fide Superhero. This stand alone feature Directed by Patty Jenkins takes us back one hundred years or so to the origins of the character at the time of the First World War, albeit she is an immortal warrior thousands of years old. The film cost US$149M to make, has so far grossed US$436M, and is the first Superhero film to be Directed by a woman with a female protagonist. 'Wonder Woman' is the fourth film in the DC Extended Universe after 'Man of Steel', the aforementioned 'Batman v. Superman : Dawn of Justice' and 'Suicide Squad'.

Our film opens up in present day Paris, at The Louvre's Department of Antiquities which Diana Prince (Gal Gadot) presides over as Curator.  She receives a special package from Wayne Industries and inside is a hand written note from Bruce Wayne saying that he came across this old WWI era photographic plate and that one day, in her own time, she might tell him her story, and this photographic plate sets in the motion the Diana Prince/Wonder Woman back story. Whilst the photograph is one hundred years or so old, it shows a Diana Prince as fresh, young and attractive today, as she was back then.

Diana was born and raised on the secretly shrouded and hidden island of Themyscira, home to the Amazon race of warrior women created by the gods of Mount Olympus to protect humankind against the corruption of Ares, the God of War. Here Diana is an eight year old girl being raised by her mother Queen Hippolyta  (Connie Nielsen). Diana is the only child on the island, and there are no men - for they were forbidden to ever step foot on Themyscira by Aphrodite's Law. In the past Ares turned against his Gods and slew them all, but he was struck down by his mortally wounded father Zeus. Before dying of his sustained injuries Zeus left the Amazons a weapon that was capable of killing Ares - a sword, 'The Godkiller', for fear that one day he might return. Despite the young Diana being a feisty, energetic, and overly enthusiastic child she is forbidden by her mother to attend warrior training school with her Aunt, General Antiope (Robin Wright). We then fast forward to Diana as a twelve year old, still feisty, still energetic and still enthusiastic but ever more determined to take up warrior training, for which she shows a keen aptitude. We then fast forward again and Diana is a fully grown woman and by now has enjoyed years of warrior training with her Aunt and with the reluctant blessing of her mother.

One day after contemplating another good day of warrior training, Diana witnesses a plane hurtling through the sky above the island, and sees it ditch in the ocean off shore and begin sinking to the depths below. She rescues the pilot, a Steve Trevor, (Chris Pine), a Captain with the American Expeditionary Forces who was working undercover to infiltrate a German deadly gas programme led by Chief Chemist Isabel Maru aka Doctor Poison (Elena Anaya), under the command of General Erich Ludendorff (Danny Huston). He managed to steal a notebook from the chemist containing formula's, plans and jottings which he needs to deliver to his superiors in London. The island is soon under attack by German forces hot on the tail of Steve Trevor. The Amazons fight back and win the day but not before Antiope is killed by a bullet intended for Diana. 

After the fracas, Steve Trevor is interrogated using the Lasoo of Truth, in which he reveals that he was acting as a spy against the Germans and that a world war is raging beyond the shores of the island in which tens of millions of men, women and child and being slaughtered needlessly across Europe. Diana is outraged by this and wants to act but is forbidden to intervene by her mother. Believing that Ares is behind the war, Diana takes The Godkiller sword, and sails off into the night with Steve Trevor, in an attempt to singlehandedly bring an end to the war time atrocities, death and destruction, and to dispense with Ares once and for all. 

The pair arrive in London, and after some much needed change of clothes and quick cultural lessons of the period, they deliver Maru's notebook to Steve's superiors, including Sir Patrick Morgan (David Thewlis), who is trying to negotiate an armistice with Germany. Diana translates Maru's notes and reveals that the Germans plan to release a new highly deadly gas at the warfront to reverse the German war effort in their favour. The commanding officers forbid Steve Trevor's intervention, but the pair decide to go anyway. Given limited funds to secure their passage and engage some much needed support, they enlist the services of French Moroccan spy Sameer (Said Taghmaoui), Scottish sharpshooter Charlie (Ewen Bremner) and native American smuggler Chief (Eugene Brave Rock).

Reaching the Western Front in Belgium, the team are halted from advancing by relentless enemy machine gun fire. Diana goes over the top anyway, pushing through the enemy lines despite the rapid gun fire and mortar bombs exploding all around her. The team and Allied Forces follow her, seeing that she is making headway, and together they liberate the village of Veld, celebrating with the locals who are now free of German occupation. It is here that the photograph is taken of Diana, Steve, Chief, Charlie and Sameer.

The team learns that a Gala Dinner is to be held at a close by German High Command headquarters. Steve, under disguise as a German Officer gains access to the party with the intention of locating the deadly new gas and destroying it. Diana, against Steve's wishes, also gains access to the party, and believing that Ludendorff is in fact Ares, goes armed with The Godkiller to dispense with the General, but Steve intervenes and halts her from doing so. Ludendorff meanwhile unleashes the deadly gas on Veld, wiping out all of its inhabitants. Diana blames Steve for the massacre at Veld, saying that he should not have stopped her from killing Ludendorff when she had the chance. 

Diana pursues Ludendorff to an air base where the gas is being loaded onto a bomber bound for London. She corners the General in a tower overlooking the airstrip. A fight breaks out and Diana is successful in killing The General with her sword. But the war did not end as its should have done with the death of Ares! How can this be? Diana is shocked and stunned. Sir Patrick emerges and reveals to Diana that he is in fact Ares. Diana retrieves the sword from Ludendorff's lifeless body and attempts to kill Ares with it, but he destroys it, saying the Diana is the real 'Godkiller'. The two do battle, and in the meantime the team destroy Dr. Maru's laboratory. Steve flies off into the moonlight in the bomber containing the consignment of gas, so ensuring that the gas never reached its destination nor had its desired effect. Ultimately good overcomes evil, and Diana overpowers Ares  and destroys him once and for all.

I was pleasantly surprised by 'Wonder Woman' and the origin story that traces Diana's somewhat secluded and naive view of the world as a would be warrior Princess to an intense inspirational Superhero of the modern world. The film moves along at a strong pace, looks good and delivers some messages about feminism and the futility and horrors of war, and is less about blockbuster apocalyptic end of the world annihilation than we have come to expect from other comic book Superhero franchises. Gadot and Pine are on fine form and share a screen presence that carries the film along in a believable and relatable way that is of the era in which the action is set, and Huston and Thewlis also add gravitas to their roles and the plot. Less can be said for Steve's team, who are really surplus to requirement and add little value other than plugging holes and filling time. Patty Jenkins has crafted a fine film, that looks and feels appropriate for WWI war torn Europe, interlaced with an origin story that remains true to the source material underpinned with solid performances from the principle cast, not least Gal Gadot in the title role whose looks and moves do Wonder Woman justice.  The film is Co-Produced by Zack and Deborah Snyder and the story was Co-Written by Zack Snyder. Wonder Woman will also be back in this November's release of 'Justice League'. This film is all upside for the DCEU, and long may it continue!
-Steve, at Odeon Online-

Saturday, 10 June 2017

Birthday's to share this week : 11th - 17th June 2017.

Do you celebrate your Birthday this week?

Kodi Smit-McPhee does on 13th June - check out my tribute to this Birthday Lad turning 21, at the end of this feature.

Do you also share your birthday with a well known, highly regarded & famous Actor or Actress; share your special day with a Director, Producer, Writer, Cinematographer, Singer/Songwriter or Composer of repute; or share an interest in whoever might notch up another year in the coming seven days? Then, look no further! Whilst there will be too many to mention in this small but not insignificant and beautifully written and presented Blog, here are the more notable and noteworthy icons of the big screen, and the small screen, that you will recognise, and that you might just share your birthday with in the week ahead. If so, Happy Birthday to you from Odeon Online!

Sunday 11th June
  • Hugh Laurie - Born 1959, turns 58 - Actor | Producer | Writer | Director | Singer
  • Peter Dinklage - Born 1969, turns 48 - Actor | Producer
  • Shia LaBeouf - Born 1986, turns 31 - Actor | Director | Producer | Writer   
Monday 12th June
  • Richard Ayoade - Born 1977, turns 40 - Actor | Writer | Director | Producer
  • Dave Franco - Born 1985, turns 32 - Actor | Writer | Producer
  • Frances O'Connor - Born 1967, turns 50 - Actress  
Tuesday 13th June
  • Malcolm McDowell - Born 1943, turns 74 - Actor | Producer
  • Stellan Skarsgard - Born1951, turns 66 - Actor | Producer
  • Tim Allen - Born 1953, turns 64 - Actor | Writer | Producer | Director
  • Chris Evans - Born 1981, turns 36 - Actor | Producer | Director
  • Aaron Taylor-Johnson - Born 1990, turns 27 - Actor 
  • Kodi Smit-McPhee - Born 1996, turns 21 - Actor
  • Ally Sheedy - Born 1962, turns 55 - Actress 
  • Kathy Burke - Born 1964, turns 53 - Actress | Writer | Director | Producer  
  • Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen - Born 1986, turns 31 - Actresses | Producers | Twin Sisters 
Wednesday 14th June
  • Diablo Cody - Born 1978, turns 39 - Writer | Producer | Director
  • Donald Trump - Born 1946, turns 71 - Actor | Producer | Television Personality | President of the USA | Leader of the Free World   
Thursday 15th June
  • Jim Belushi - Born 1954, turns 63 - Actor | Producer | Writer | Director | 
  • Ice Cube (aka O'Shea Jackson) - Born 1969, turns 48 - Singer | Songwriter | Actor | Producer | Writer | Director
  • Jake Busey - Born 1971, turns 46 - Actor | Producer
  • Neil Patrick Harris - Born 1973, turns 44 - Actor | Producer | Writer | Director | Singer
  • Helen Hunt - Born 1963, turns 54 - Actress | Director | Producer | Writer 
  • Courteney Cox - Born 1964, turns 53 - Actress | Producer | Director | Singer  
Friday 16th June
  • James Bolam - Born 1935, turns 82 - Actor 
  • Arnold Vosloo - Born 1962, turns 55 - Actor | Producer
  • John Choo - Born 1972, turns 45 - Actor | Producer
  • Daniel Bruhl - Born 1978, turns 39 - Actor | Producer   
Saturday 17th June
  • Ken Loach - Born 1936, turns 81 - Director | Writer | Producer
  • Thomas Haden Church - Born 1960, turns 57 - Actor | Producer | Writer | Director
  • Greg Kinnear - Born 1963, turns 54 - Actor | Producer | Writer | Director
  • Jason Patric - Born 1966, turns 51 - Actor 
  • Will Forte - Born 1970, turns 47 - Actor | Writer | Producer | Singer
  • Louis Leterrier - Born 1973, turns 44 - Director | Producer 
  • Scott Adkins - Born 1976, turns 41 - Actor | Producer
Kodi Smit-McPhee was born in Adelaide, South Australia, Australia to mother Sonja and father Andy McPhee - an Actor and professional wrestler. Kodi has an older sister, Sianoa, born in early 1992, and she is an Actress, Singer and Songwriter. When the young Kodi was about three years of age the family unit relocated to Melbourne.

Smit-McPhee's debut screen appearance came in the 2006 Stuart McDonald Directed 52 minute short film 'Stranded', and this was followed up by 'Fatal Contact : Bird Flu in America' with Joely Richardson and Stacy Keach. Another short film of fifteen minutes also appeared in 2006 - 'End of Town' and then four episodes on the first and only season of television series 'Monarch Cove', before biographical drama 'The King' about the story of Graham Kennedy, described as Australia's first and greatest home grown television superstar. These in turn led to Smit-McPhee's breakout role at the tender age of ten in the Richard Roxburgh biographical drama 'Romulus, My Father' playing the young son Raimond Gaita to father Romulus (Eric Bana) and mother Christina (Franka Potenta). Smit-McPhee won the Young Actors Award at the 2007 Australian Film Institute Awards, was also nominated for Best Lead Actor, and won a Special Achievement Award at the Film Critics Circle of Australia Awards.  

'The Tender Hook' followed in 2008 with Rose Byrne and Hugo Weaving, and then another awards worthy performance in John Hillcoat's 2009 post-apocalyptic world adventure drama 'The Road' based on the Cormac McCarthy novel and starring alongside Viggo Mortensen, Robert Duvall, Guy Pearce and Charlize Theron. 

'Matching Jack' came next in 2010 with Richard Roxburgh, Colin Friels and James Nesbitt. More award wins and nominations followed for his performance in the 2010 Matt Reeves Written and Directed remake of the earlier 2008 Swedish film 'Let the Right One In', with horror mystery 'Let Me In' opposite Chloe Grace Moretz and Richard Jenkins. Aussie drama film 'Dead Europe' followed as did live action/animated Sci-Fi drama film 'The Congress' with Robin Wright, Paul Giamatti, John Hamm, Danny Huston and Harvey Keitel. 'Romeo & Juliet' with Hailee Steinfeld, Damian Lewis, Stellan Skarsgard and Paul Giamatti also arrived at our screens in 2013, as did 'A Birder's Guide to Everything' with Ben Kingsley. 

2014 saw Smit-McPhee work with Matt Reeves again in 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes' with Andy Serkis, Jason Clarke, Gary Oldman, Toby Kebbell and Keri Russell. The same year also saw 'All the Wilderness' with Danny DeVito, Virginia Madsen and Isabelle Fuhrman, and then Sci-Fi post-drought apocalypse actioner 'Young Ones' with Michael Shannon, Nicholas Hoult and Elle Fanning. 

Western 'Slow West' as Directed and Written by John Maclean was released in 2015 and also starred Michael Fassbender, Ben Mendelssohn, and this lead into the seven part one hundredth anniversary television drama mini-series special 'Gallipoli' with Smit-McPhee taking a lead role as seventeen year old Thomas 'Tolly' Johnson who lies about his age so that he can enlist in the First World War effort with his brother, and ultimately fight at Gallipoli in the raging, bloody and long drawn out battle that helped create the legend of the ANZAC's.

In 2016 Smit-McPhee starred as Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler in Bryan Singer's 'X-Men : Apocalypse' based on the popular and long running film franchise founded on the Marvel Comics characters. This ninth film in the 'X-Men' franchise stars an ensemble cast that you will be well aware of, and took US$544M at the global Box Office. 

Next up for Smit-McPhee is 'The Solutrean' Written and Directed by Albert Hughes and due for release towards the back end of this year. The film tells the survival story set 20,000 years ago during the last Ice Age as a young caveman struggles against the elements to find his way home after a hunting expedition goes awry. 

All up Smit-McPhee has 26 Acting credits to his name, having lent his voice talents also to the animated features 'ParaNorman' and 'Maya the Bee Movie'. He has already amassed three award wins for his performances in 'Romulus, My Father' and 'Let Me In' plus a further 23 nominations. Kodi is now a resident of Los Angeles, California where he lives with this Actress sister. 







Kodi Smit-McPhee - the young lad from Adelaide has done good; just 21 years of age and already has worked with some of the best Acting and Directorial talent in the business, and, has the accolades to prove it; is a star on the rise; in demand and sought after; and has got the talent to work across just about all genres. Happy 21st Birthday to you Kodi, from Odeon Online.


-Steve, at Odeon Online-

Wednesday, 7 June 2017

What's new in Odeon's this week - Thursday 8th June 2017.

Celebrating its 64th year, The Sydney Film Festival launches on Wednesday 7th June and runs for twelve days up until, and including,  Sunday 18th June. This year features four hundred sessions screened at selected cinemas in and around Sydney and 288 films shown in and out of competition as part of the programme. The Opening Night film is the world premier of Warwick Thornton's 'We Don't Need A Map' in which the film maker investigates our relationship with The Southern Cross as we journey through this five-star constellation's astronomical, colonial and Indigenous history to the present day. The Closing Night film is Korean Director Bong Joon-ho's 'Okja' starring Tilda Swinton, Jake Gyllenhaal, Paul Dano, Daniel Henshall and Steven Yuen about a young girl who fights to save her best friend of the past ten years - a giant animal named Okja - from an unscrupulous corporate business that have different plans. Seven recently added films to this years programme come straight from the recent Cannes Film Festival -  including Palme d'Or winner 'The Square', and 'Im Not A Witch', 'Jupiters Moon', 'Good Time' and 'A Man of Integrity'. Of the twelve films in Official Competition, the winning feature film is presented with a AU$60K award in recognition of the most courageous, audacious and cutting-edge new cinema. These films include 'The Beguiled', 'Happy End', 'I Am Not Your Negro', 'On Body and Soul', 'Una' 'The Untamed', 'Wolf and Sheep', 'We Don't Need a Map' and 'Felicity'. For full details of the Festival Programme, go to www.sff.org.au

This week we have four new movies about to do the rounds, kicking off with a reboot of a successful  ancient Egyptian action adventure franchise of the late '90's/early'00's, but which has its history in the movies going back more than eighty years, then a bio-pic of sorts that shows some poetic license over the real life events that unfolded before a significant turning point in WWII as the British Prime Minister at the time ponders over the go/no go implications of his decision. We then turn to a period piece based on a notable book of 1951 and its last big screen adaptation of 1952, of family intrigue, drama and emotion, before wrapping up with a CG animated action thriller based on a hugely popular shoot 'em up video game that has spawned this third animated feature plus a live action franchise too.

Whatever your taste in big screen film entertainment is this week - be it any of the four as Previewed below, or those as Reviewed and Previewed in previous Blog Posts here at Odeon Online, be reminded to share your movie going thoughts, opinions and observations by leaving your relevant, succinct and appropriate views in the Comments section below this or any other Post. We'd love to hear from you, and in the meantime, enjoy your cinema experience this week.

'THE MUMMY' (Rated M) - this ancient Egyptian action adventure film is a reboot of the late '90's franchise that saw Brendan Fraser portraying the 1923 American explorer Rick O'Connell as  he battles against the revived corpse of an Egyptian Priest, Imhotep, as he rises back into a force to be reckoned with and intent on destroying the world as we know it. That 1999 film Directed and Written by Stephen Sommers went on to spawn two sequels - in 2001, 'The Mummy Returns' and in 2008 'The Mummy : Tomb of the Dragon Emperor'. The three films were made for a combined budget of US$323M and raked in at the global Box Office a collective US$1.42B. These films also saw a spin-off series kick starting with 'The Scorpion King' in 2002 with Dwayne Johnson in the title role and three direct to video follow-ups in 2008, 2012 and 2015. Of course the Mummy has a long history in film lore, going back most notably to 1932's 'The Mummy' Directed by Karl Freund and starring one Boris Karloff as our bandaged from head to toe ancient antagonist. Now in 2017, 'The Mummy' is once again resurrected, dusted off and brought out to play. This time Directed by Alex Kurtzman and Co-Written by David Koepp and Christopher McQuarrie this is the first instalment in 'The Dark Universe' series of films that will subsequently see reboots of 'Bride of Frankenstein' in 2019, 'Creature from the Black Lagoon' also in 2019, 'The Invisible Man' in 2020, 'Van Helsing' and 'Wolf Man' both thereafter.

Here we see Nick Morton (Tom Cruise) in the present day as a marauding soldier of fortune plundering ancient artefacts for sale to the highest bidder. When things go awry for Nick and his partner somewhere in the Middle East as a result of uncovering an ancient tomb housing Ahmanet (Sofia Boutella) - a betrayed Egyptian Princess who has been mummified and entombed for thousands of years, and has grown mightily pissed off during that time. Once resurrected from her forced incarceration, she sets in motion a plan to make the world her own by destroying everything that mankind has built up in the ensuing couple of millennia. Only Morton and his cohorts, it seems, can save the world from this evil no good monster as the action and adventure takes us from the ancient ruins of Egypt to the streets of modern day London. Also starring Russell Crowe as Dr. Henry Jekyll, Courtney B. Vance, Jake Johnson and Annabelle Wallis. The film Premiered in Sydney on 22nd May, goes on general release in the US and Australia this week, and cost US$125M to bring to our screens.

'CHURCHILL' (Rated M) - here Australian Writer and Director Jonathan Teplitzky, whose previous credits include 2013's 'The Railway Man' with Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth, once again turns his hand to historical drama, based on a story written by British historian and author Alex von Tunzelmann. Set during the four days in the lead up to the Allied Invasion of the Normandy D-Day landings of June 6th 1944, here the film centres on Winston Churchill (Brian Cox) trying to reconcile the demons of the ill fated Gallipoli landings in 1915, before making any rash decisions to go head to head against the German forces on the beaches of northern France. Approaching 70 years of age, Churchill here wants his legacy to be that of a war hero, a great historical figure, the mastermind behind Britain's greatest wartime victory, rather than the man who orchestrated the mindless and needless slaughter of thousands of young men. With General Dwight Eisenhower (Tony Slattery) and Field Marshall Bernard Montgomery (Julian Wadham) growing increasingly frustrated and impatient with Churchill's indecision to mount an attack or not, as the long pre-determined date approaches, it seems that only his wife Clementine (Miranda Richardson) has the presence of mind to steer Churchill to the best course of action and halt his physical and mental collapse after years of war mongering and political uncertainty. Also starring James Purefoy as King George VI.

'MY COUSIN RACHEL' (Rated M) - based on the Daphne du Maurier book of the same name first published in 1951, this is the first big screen adaptation of that novel since the 1952 film of the same name starring Richard Burton as Philip Ashley and Olivia de Havilland playing Rachel Ashley. Here Roger Michell wrote the Screenplay and Directs this latest adaptation with Rachel Weisz as Rachel and Sam Claflin as Philip who plots revenge against his beautiful cousin for allegedly murdering his guardian. But as time wears on Philip finds himself drawn to the mysterious Rachel as he falls under her charming spell and his feelings toward her become ever more complicated. Also starring Iain Glen and Holliday Grainger, this film is released in the US and the UK this week too.

'RESIDENT EVIL : VENDETTA' (Rated MA15+) - this Japanese 3D animated action-thriller film is part of the 'Resident Evil' franchise, and takes place in the same dimension (unlike the live action offerings starring Milla Jovovich) as the hugely popular and successful video games series. The film features the principle characters Chris Redfield (Kevin Dorman), Leon S. Kennedy (Matthew Mercer) and Rebecca Chambers (Erin Cahill) and is the third CG movie, after 2008's 'Resident Evil: Degeneration' and 2012's 'Resident Evil: Damnation' and was Written by Makoto Fukami and Directed by Takanori Tsujimoto. Set sometime between the events of 'Resident Evil 6' (the action adventure third person video game) and 'Resident Evil 7' (the survival horror first person video game) here Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance agent Chris Redfield enlists the support of American government agent Leon S. Kennedy and Professor Rebecca Chambers to halt Glenn Arias (Alexander Polinsky), a death merchant who is on a mission of vengeance, from spreading a new deadly zombie virus on New York City. The film was released in Japan at the end of May, and goes on release in selected Australian cinemas this week and likewise in the US as of 19th June.

Once again, there are four very different movie offerings released this coming week, three of which tender something historical - fantasy adventure, fictional drama and poetic license biographical, and the fourth, futuristic video game action thrills. Whatever your taste is over the following seven days, be sure to share your film going musings with your like minded cinephiles here at Odeon Online. Meanwhile, I'll see you sometime, somewhere in the week ahead at your local Odeon.

-Steve, at Odeon Online-

Tuesday, 6 June 2017

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN : DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES - Tuesday 30th May 2017.

The trailer for the latest in this hugely successful franchise 'PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN : DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES', which I saw last week, would have us believe, that, allegedly, this is the final voyage for the good ship Black Pearl and her merry band of seafaring pirates as led by the most infamous swashbuckling blaggard of them all Cap'n Jack Sparrow. And so here we have this fifth instalment in the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' series Directed by the Norwegian pairing of Espen Sandberg and Joachim Ronning for a cool US$230M budget outlay. This film has been in development since before the release of 'On Stranger Tides' in 2011 and went through extensive re-writes, filming delays and budget issues to ensure that the script and the production were just right to almost guarantee its commercial and critical success. It has been reported that Johnny Depp takes home a pay packet worth US$67M for reprising his role for the fifth time as our titular hero of the seven seas. This statistic would hardly seem surprising given that the first four films took a combined US$3,729B at the worldwide Box Office against a budget of US$1,044B together with a collective awards haul of 101 wins and 231 further nominations - not bad for a series of films based on a Disney theme park ride that was first launched fifty years ago. The film has so far taken US$508M since its release in the US, Canada, China and Australia at the end of May.

Here this story starts with a twelve year old Henry Turner (Lewis McGowan) who is in possession of a map that will tell him the exact offshore location of his now increasingly barnacled old man - the banished to sea as Captain aboard The Flying Dutchman, Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), as seen at the end of 'At World's End'. Following a watery rendezvous at the bottom of the ocean Henry announces to his father that he knows of the means to break the curse which binds his father to Davy Jones Locker for all eternity, by way of the mythical Trident of Poseidon. Will of course will have nothing of this far flung fancy and tells his son that the Trident does not exist, and he should leave and forget about him. Henry vows to keep searching for the Trident and the means of setting his father free despite what he thinks or says.

We then fast forward nine years later and Henry is now a strapping young man (Brenton Thwaites) working for the British Royal Navy aboard a warship. While chasing down a pirate ship, Henry realises that his Captain is about to sail them straight into the jaws of the uncharted Devil's Triangle from which there is no return. Having an intimate knowledge of all things nautical, Henry is so convinced that they face certain doom, that he rebels against the Captain and his Officers, only to be locked up for his insolence and inciting a mutiny.

Sure enough, the Captain advances into The Devils Triangle and is quickly engulfed by a living shipwreck and its undead crew led by one Captain Armando Salazar (Javier Bardem), who go about killing every man on board . . . except the incarcerated Henry, who just happens to have a wanted poster for Jack Sparrow in his cell. Salazar spares Henry's life so that he can deliver a message that certain death is coming after him!

Meanwhile, on the northeast Caribbean island of Saint Martin, a young woman names Carina Smyth (Kaya Scodelario) has been sentenced to death by hanging because she has been branded a witch because of her intelligence, her knowledge of astronomy and of horology. She is able to briefly escape her captors and inadvertently runs into Jack Sparrow who has been caught red handed robbing a bank vault with his crew. After a long slapstick chase sequence through the main town that is pulled straight from a Buster Keaton movie, the crew come to realise that the vault is empty and all their hard efforts were for nothing. Saying that their Captain's luck and good fortune have finally run out, Jack's crew abandon him. Later Carina meets with Henry who has also been sentenced to death for his crimes against the Royal Navy. During their brief meeting Carina tells Henry that she knows how to locate the Trident. She helps to free Henry but in the process is captured herself.

By now Jack is feeling decidedly depressed and sorry for himself. He has lost his crew, his ship, The Black Pearl, is cursed and locked inside a bottle, and he has no money with which to even buy himself a drink. He lumbers into a tavern caked in mud from a booze induced fall, and trades in his mystical compass for a bottle of the landlords finest rum. In giving up his compass, this causes the Devil Triangle to crumble into the sea, and Salazar and his undead ship mates to roam the seas now freely. Before you know it, Jack is caught by the British Army and sentenced to death with Carina the Witch. He chooses the guillotine and she is to be hanged. However, just in time Henry comes to the rescue of them both, as do Jack's former shipmates and crew having been paid to do so by Henry.  What follows is another action set piece lifted straight out of the Keystone Cops, allowing Jack, Henry, Carina and the pirate crew to escape on Jack's ramshackle old ship 'The Dying Gull'.

Out on the ocean wave, Carina reveals to Henry and Jack that she is in possession of a map that will lead them to the whereabouts of the Trident, but that the map is hidden in the stars, and being an astronomer and a horologist, only she is qualified on board to navigate the course. She agrees to help Henry lift the curse on her father and Jack lift the curse of the revengeful Salazar in exchange for her realising the dream that was left to her by her father. Meanwhile, Salazar is free to sail the seas in search of Jack and is intent on dispensing with all pirate ships once again. He systematically wipes out Barbossa's fleet which has grown quite large and very wealthy, in his relentless search for Captain Jack. Barbossa meets with Salazar and bargains with him to spare his fleet in exchange for the delivery of Jack Sparrow to which the undead Captain reluctantly agrees.

Before long Barbossa delivers on his promise to Salazar by locating Jack's ship off in the distance. Jack, Carina and Henry make off to the safety of a nearby island in a rowing boat, leaving the crew aboard The Dying Gull to create a distraction. Salazar and his men, being undead, are all to nimbly walk on water and give chase to the rowboat. Fortunately Jack, Carina and Henry are able to evade Salazar and his men at the waters edge when it is realised that the ghost crew are unable to walk on dry land, having been banished for all eternity to a watery existence.

Jack, Carina and Henry head inland and are promptly captured by some local pirate types that have taken up residence having been abandon there long before. Jack is forced into marrying the fugly overweight daughter of their leader but is rescued from a fate worse than death by Barbossa. He breaks the miniaturised Black Pearl out of its bottle, so breaking its curse and returning it to its full size and former glory. Barbossa takes control of the ship, ties up Jack to the mast, and allows Carina to navigate them to the island where the Trident is allegedly hidden. In a moment of calm, Jack and Barbossa come to realise a tantalising secret about Carina's true parentage, that neither of them can speak of again.

Sometime later, the Black Pearl escapes being destroyed by a British Naval warship, the HMS Essex under the command of Lieutenant Scarfield (David Wenham), which is instead taken out by Salazar's ship. The crew of the Black Pearl then face off against the crew of Salazar's ship, and is able to break away arriving at the island as directed by a constellation of stars marking out a path. Upon activating a path to the Trident, Jack and Carina are sent careering down a pathway  to the ocean floor where the Trident is located. By now the ocean has formed a deep trench with a deep wall of water on either side making access for the living easy.

Meanwhile, Salazar has given chase, and his undead ghost possesses Henry so enabling him to walk on dry land, which in turn gives him access to the Trident on the now dry ocean bed, which he gets to first. Wielding its mighty power, Salazar impales Jack with the Trident. Henry is now free of Salazar's ghostly possession and realises that an earlier clue to breaking its curse upon the sea, is to 'divide' the Trident into two. Before Salazar is able to render the final blow to Jack, Henry intervenes, breaks the Trident and so returning Salazar and his shipmates to the realm of the living. Barbossa aids Jack, Carina and Henry to safety by way of the dropped anchor from the Black Pearl above, but time is running out as the divided sea walls now begin to cave in. As the anchor gradually lifts the three and Barbossa to safety with torrents of ocean water closing in, so Salazar makes a final last ditch attempt to thwart Jack, but ultimately is unsuccessful. Salazar and his crew mates are engulfed by the sea, drown and die, never to be seen again!

All ends happily after after, as Will Turner's curse is lifted and he is reunited with his wife Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley), Henry and Carina get it together, and Jack regains the mighty Black Pearl, a loyal crew, and his mystical compass back which points to their next heading, which might just be the teaser that 'Pirates 6' is more of a likelihood than the Studio Exec's would have us believe.

This is an OK entry into the 'Pirates' cannon, but delivers exactly what you would expect and largely what you have seen before. The action set pieces and the CGI are impressive enough, but delivered with a slapstick intent that has been overcooked in the four previous instalments, and as such there is really nothing new to see here. It is an entertaining enough romp - not a bad film but not a great one either, just about sufficient to keep you engaged and maintain your interest for its two hour running time. Johnny Depp plays the Cap'n with a predictable familiarity, that even his brief younger days back story provide little respite from. Rush and Bardem as Barbossa and Salazar respectively provide more of a spectacle and keep the momentum going providing a welcome break from Sparrow's trademark slapstick antics, forced smiles and die-hard one-liners. Watch out for the cameo by Sir Paul McCartney as locked up Uncle Jack, and the end credits sequence setting the scene for the next instalment . . . maybe, perhaps, possibly, and do we really need it!

-Steve, at Odeon Online-

Saturday, 3 June 2017

Birthday's to share this week : 4th - 10th June 2017.

Do you celebrate your Birthday this week?

Paul Giamatti does on 6th June - check out my tribute to this Birthday Lad turning 50, at the end of this feature.

Do you also share your birthday with a well known, highly regarded & famous Actor or Actress; share your special day with a Director, Producer, Writer, Cinematographer, Singer/Songwriter or Composer of repute; or share an interest in whoever might notch up another year in the coming seven days? Then, look no further! Whilst there will be too many to mention in this small but not insignificant and beautifully written and presented Blog, here are the more notable and noteworthy icons of the big screen, and the small screen, that you will recognise, and that you might just share your birthday with in the week ahead. If so, Happy Birthday to you from Odeon Online!

Sunday 4th June
  • Geoffrey Palmer - Born 1927, turns 90 - Actor
  • Bruce Dern - Born 1936, turns 81 - Actor 
  • Sean Pertwee - Born 1964, turns 53 - Actor 
  • Russell Brand - Born 1975, turns 42 - Actor | Writer | Producer | Singer | Songwriter
  • Angelina Jolie - Born 1975, turns 42 - Actress | Director | Producer | Writer
Monday 5th June
  • Kathleen Kennedy - Born 1953, turns 64 - Producer
  • Mark Wahlberg - Born 1971, turns 46 - Actor | Producer | Singer | Songwriter  
Tuesday 6th June
  • Robert Englund - Born 1947, turns 70 - Actor | Director | Producer
  • Jason Isaacs - Born 1963, turns 54 - Actor | Producer 
  • Paul Giamatti - Born 1967, turns 50 - Actor | Producer
  • Jonathan Nolan - Born 1976, turns 41 - Writer | Producer | Director
  • Sandra Bernhard - Born 1955, turns 62 - Actress | Writer 
Wednesday 7th June
  • James Ivory - Born 1928, turns 89 - Director | Writer | Producer 
  • Ronald Pickup - Born 1940, turns 77 - Actor 
  • Liam Neeson - Born 1952, turns 65 - Actor | Producer
  • William Forsythe - Born 1955, turns 62 - Actor | Producer | Writer
  • Karl Urban - Born 1972, turns 45 - Actor
  • Bill Hader - Born 1978, turns 39 - Actor | Writer | Producer | Director | Singer
  • Michael Cera - Born 1988, turns 29 - Actor | Director | Producer | Writer | Composer | Singer
Thursday 8th June
  • Jerry Stiller - Born 1927, turns 90 - Actor | Producer
  • Griffin Dunne - Born 1955, turns 62 - Actor | Producer | Director   
Friday 9th June
  • James Newton Howard - Born 1951, turns 66 - Composer | Orchestrator | Songwriter
  • Michael J. Fox - Born 1961, turns 56 - Actor | Producer | Writer
  • Aaron Sorkin - Born 1961, turns 56 - Writer | Producer | Actor | Director
  • Johnny Depp - Born 1963, turns 54 - Actor | Producer | Director | Writer | Singer
  • David Koepp - Born 1963, turns 54 - Writer | Director | Producer 
  • Eddie Marsan - Born 1968, turns 49 - Actor 
  • Natalie Portman - Born 1981, turns 36 - Actress | Producer | Director | Writer | Singer  
Saturday 10th June
  • Gina Gershon - Born 1962, turns 55 - Actress | Producer | Singer
  • Jeanne Tripplehorn - Born 1963, turns 54 - Actress 
  • Elizabeth Hurley - Born 1965, turns 52 - Actress | Producer
  • Leelee Sobieski - Born 1983, turns 34 - Actress | Producer
  • Jurgen Prochnow - Born 1941, turns 76 - Actor | Producer
Paul Edward Valentine Giamatti was born in New Haven, Connecticut, USA to mother Toni Marilyn Smith, a housewife and English teacher who taught at the private co-ed Hopkins School in New Haven, and who had previously done some Acting, and father Angelo Bartlett Giamatti, a Yale University Professor who went on to become the President of the University and the Commissioner of Major League Baseball. He is the youngest of three children, having an older brother Marcus, an Actor, and an older sister Elena a designer of jewellery. He attended the co-ed private Foote School in New Haven and in 1985 graduated from the Choate Rosemary Hall private boarding school in Wallingford, Connecticut. From there he attended Yale University where he was active in the theatre scene working with fellow students and aspiring Actors, Edward Norton and Ron Livingstone. In 1989 he graduated from Yale with a bachelor's Degree in English. He subsequently earned a Master of Fine Arts Degree from the Yale School of Drama. During the late '80's and early '90's he appeared in many stage productions, including a period on Broadway before television and film roles started to come his way.

Giamatti scored his first role in the television movie 'She'll Take Romance' in 1990, and followed this up a year later with 'Past Midnight' with Rutger Hauer and Clancy Brown, and then Cameron Crowe's Written and Directed 'Singles' with Bridget Fonda and Kyra Sedgwick the year after. 'Mighty Aphrodite' came next for Woody Allen starring, writing and Directing in 1995, and Sydney Pollack's 'Sabrina' that same year with Harrison Ford and Julia Ormond. Mike Newell's 'Donnie Brasco' with Al Pacino, Johnny Depp and Michael Madsen followed in 1997, then the autobiographical film based on the life of Howard Stern, 'Private Parts', followed by the likes of 'My Best Friend's Wedding', 'Deconstructing Harry' for Woody Allen again, Peter Weir's 'The Truman Show', Steven Spielberg's 'Saving Private Ryan', F. Gary Gray's 'The Negotiator', Tim Robbins all star historical political drama 'Cradle Will Rock' and Milos Forman 'Man on the Moon' saw out the '90's. In between there were appearances on television shows including 'NYPD Blue', 'New York News', 'Homicide : Life on the Street' and 'American Experience'.  

The new decade launched with 'Big Momma's House' and 'Duets' in 2000 before Tim Burton's reimagining of 'Planet of the Apes' in 2001. Shawn Levy's 'Big Fat Liar' was released in 2001 and followed up with 'Thunderpants', 'Confidence' and then the critically acclaimed 'American Splendour' which really put Giamatti on the map with several awards nominations from around the circuit. John Woo's actioner 'Paycheck' with Ben Affleck followed and then another highly acclaimed role as the Pinot Noir loving, Merlot hating Miles in Alexander Payne's California wine country road trip comedy drama film 'Sideways'. The film garnered much critical praise and secured more award wins and nominations for Giamatti including a Golden Globe nod. Ron Howard's 'Cinderella Man' was also highly praised picking up an Oscar and a Golden Globe nod for Giamatti's role as Joe Gould alongside Russell Crowe and Renee Zellweger, plus a swag of other wins and nominations along the way. 

'The Hawk is Dying' came in 2006, and then 'The Illusionist' opposite Edward Norton and Jessica Biel, 'The Lady in the Water' for Writer and Director M. Night Shyamalan, 'Shoot 'Em Up' with Clive Owen and Monica Bellucci, 'The Nanny Diaries' with Scarlett Johansson, 'Fred Claus' opposite Vince Vaughn, Paul Schneider's comedy 'Pretty Bird', 'Cold Souls', Tony Gilroy's Written and Directed 'Duplicity' with Clive Owen again and Julia Roberts, and then Russian historical drama 'The Last Station' with Helen Mirren and James McAvoy saw out the decade. In between time there was also the seven part television mini-series 'John Adams' in which Giamatti plays the second President of the United States and one of its founding fathers, John Adams, in the country's first half century.

This past decade to date has brought a diversity of roles kicking off in 2010 with the title role in 'Barney's Version' opposite Rosamund Pike, then in 2011 a swathe of films that started with the sporting drama Written and Directed by Tom McCarthy, 'Win Win' and that same year the 13th Century England action adventure 'Ironclad' in which Giamatti portrays the tyrannical King John alongside an ensemble cast, followed by 'The Hangover, Part II', the George Clooney Written, Directed and starring 'The Ides of March' and Curtis Hanson's 2008 biographical drama made for television film 'Too Big to Fail' in which Giamatti plays Ben Bernanke, the Chairman of the US Federal Reserve at the time of the 2008 Global Financial Crisis.

Horror Sci-fi followed in 2012 'John Dies at the End', then David Cronenberg's 'Cosmopolis', and 'Rock of Ages' with Tom Cruise, 'The Congress', Steve McQueen's highly acclaimed '12 Years a Slave', 'Parkland' recounting the events at the Dallas Parkland Hospital on the day that President John F. Kennedy was shot and killed, 'Saving Mr. Banks', 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2', 'Madame Bovary', the Beach Boys biopic about Brian Wilson 'Love & Mercy' and then disaster epic 'San Andreas'. Working for Director F. Gary Gray again on NWA mid-'80's Hip-Hop biopic 'Straight Outta Compton', and then baseball story 'The Phenom' and 'Morgan' bring us up to date. In the intervening years Giamatti has also lent his voice talents to many an animated character including on such films as 'Ratchet & Clank', 'The Little Prince', 'The Ant Bully', 'Turbo', 'Robots' and the English language versions of 'April and the Extraordinary World', 'Asterix and the Vikings' and 'Ernest & Celestine'.

Two successful seasons already aired is financial drama set in New York, 'Billions', with Giamatti starring as US Attorney Chuck Rhoades who has hedge fund king, Bobby 'Axe' Axelrod (Damian Lewis) in his sights and wants to bring him down in this tale of two powerful personalities pitched against each other. Season three goes to air in 2018. Currently in post-production is 'The Catcher Was A Spy' about a major league baseball player who lived a double life also working for the Office of Strategic Services and also starring Guy Pearce, Mark Strong, Paul Rudd, Connie Nielsen and Sienna Miller, and so too is 'Private Life' about a strained husband and wife relationship as a result of the wife undergoing multiple fertility treatments in an attempt to get pregnant.

All up Giamatti has one hundred Acting credits to his name and five as Producer. He has garnered throughout his career to date 45 award wins and another 59 nominations including an Academy Award nomination for 'Cinderella Man', three Golden Globe nods and two wins for 'Barney's Version' and 'John Adams', three Primetime Emmy Award nominations and a win for 'John Adams' and three SAG Awards nominations and four win for 'Sideways', 'John Adams', 'Cinderella Man' and 'Too Big to Fail'. Giamatti is also an occasional stage actor having appeared in a number of productions over the years including 'The Iceman Cometh' and 'Hamlet' more recently.

Giamatti has been married to Elizabeth Cohen since 1997, and together they have a son, Samuel, born in 2001, who is raised by his wife's religion of Judaism, whereas he is an atheist.

Paul Giamatti - master of the hang-dog expression, is renowned for playing unscrupulous business men, or the reasonable other half of the protagonist, has played historical figures, has played in small independent features and big screen epics too and has worked for just about every major movie Director you care to poke a stick at. We love your work and your versatility, whether playing some character from the history books, the good guy, the bad guy, the loser, no hoper, the downtrodden, the visionary or the man of success we'll keep watching as long a you keep turning it on. Like a good bottle of wine that has been stored sideways and under ideal conditions, you just keep maturing with age. Happy 50th Birthday to you Paul, from Odeon Online.

-Steve, at Odeon Online-